Jamie Dornan features in the new issue of British Vogue, looking dashing and slightly grumpy in photos and sounding basically the same in his interview with the fashion magazine. Few things are more enticing than a handsome curmudgeon, really. And here's a photo that proves that:

Dornan is apparently under "strict orders" not to talk about the Fifty Shades movie — and will presumably be spanked, not even in a sexy way, if he does so. But he manages to talk "around" the subject of the film, after some gentle prodding (again, not even in a sexy way) from Vogue's interviewer. He's apparently still not ready for the crazy fame his turn as Christian Grey will almost inevitably bring him; interestingly, it's these same concerns that saw Charlie Hunnam quit the production last year. "It's actually too insane," says Dornan of the attention and fandom surrounding the film, adding, "if it's a nightmare, we'll move to Outer Mongolia or something, and live in a yurt." He's laughing, but you get the impression he's probably not joking, at least not entirely.
And on future projects, he also says he'll not be getting naked again either. "I'm sick of it. Sick of it," he explains. (This brings the grand total of folks sick of seeing Jamie Dornan naked to, wait for it, one.) So unless you're ready for Fifty Shades Darker to film in a big tent on the steppes, with the leading man fully clothed throughout, it's maybe time to take another look at that shortlist of backup candidates for Mr. Grey. Matt Bomer fangirls, this just might be your momento.